1. sararose:

    ask-endershadow:

    mademoiselle-feline:

    whiny-sugar-glider:

    BBC Natural World - The Unnatural History of London

    THE PELICAN SWALLOWED THE WHOLE PIGEON

    ALIVE

    WHAT THE SHIT

    What the hell!!!!!!

    THATS METAL AS FUCK

    (via greeklesbian)

     
  2. starllex:

    this is my favorite post of all time

    (Source: carlsagan, via orgasmic-humor)

     
  3. (Source: kokochii, via peachofcake)

     
  4. aimsme:

    billtheradish:

    littleheathenbones:

    phrex:

    One of these things is not like the others

    One of these things is not quite the same

    It’s the same, but different

    Can’t. Not. Reblog.

    I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that

    (Source: phrux, via flailing-nerd)

     
  5. notcallum:

    how 2 kiss: a brief guide

    (via greeklesbian)

     

  6. milkshakeprincess:

    me being touched by people who aren’t my friends 

    image

    (Source: sideponytailanimewife, via greeklesbian)

     
  7. pugmuncher:

    freethehouseelves:

    fiiniick:

    thefoxxybenedict:

    loonylunalovegood97:

    Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

    or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

    I’m in love with this gif

    i’m in love with the reactions. 

    -dies-

    (Source: fydollaho, via orgasmic-humor)

     
  8. (Source: zcuis, via orgasmic-humor)

     

  9. assvvipe:

    ♡ roses are red ♡
    ♡ violets are blue ♡
    ♡ lmaooooooo ♡
    ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

    (Source: roughness, via foodless)

     
  10. septemberraven:

    i laughed way harder than i should have.

    (via bakerstreetbums)

     
  11. chilehead53:

    red-hair-red-wrists:

    the-suicidal-friend:

    thesunshinee:

    ohbuggeryfuck:

    quietlittleplaces:

    bl-ossomed:

    A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

    sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

    I’m not sorry.

    FUCK YEAH SCIENCE!

    Heart in a box. It is an amazing miracle. 

    cooooool c: sorry if any of my followers got crept out.

    I GOT A JAR OF DIRRRRRT

    Odd, to see what my brain fights with in love. There is something wrong with mine with all the bad choices it has led me to/pointed me at.

    (Source: science-is-everything, via foc4l-point)

     
  12. best-of-funny:

    death-by-lulz:

    dottymia:

    Animals not giving a fuck

    X

    (Source: collegehumor)

     

  13. fuckoff-mondays:

    What if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

    (via greeklesbian)

     

  14. anathemarmotqueen:

    georgeharrisons-pointynipples:

    sodamnrelatable:

    Two scientists walk into a bar

    The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

    The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

    Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

    image

    i literally just spent like 20 minutes staring at this joke confused because hydrogen peroxide is H2O2 before the pun finally registered

    (Source: screenburned, via flailing-nerd)

     
  15. prettybooks:

    gilldoesbookstuff:

    “I think maybe everybody falls,” I say. “I think maybe we all do. And I don’t think that’s the asking.” I pull on her arms gently to make sure she’s listening. “I think the asking is whether we get back up again.”  

    Patrick Ness, The Knife of Never Letting Go

    Reblogged as part of #readchaos.